I think the most romantic thing you can do for someone on Valentine’s Day is to recite Shakira’s spoken word verse from “Don’t Bother”
For you, I’d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t
Ok so maybe you leave out the last line, but other than that, total panty dropper, right? Yeah. Get it.