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SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM

SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE

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Family vacation but my mom probably doesn’t wanna be in this so I had to crop her out aren’t I a good son!?

Family vacation but my mom probably doesn’t wanna be in this so I had to crop her out aren’t I a good son!?

Sometimes someone texts you something that you can’t figure out a GIF response to, so you have to make your own reaction face. Then you get to use it a second time in 24 hours, and suddenly that dumb thing you did out of boredom becomes a useful tool. Look at you, you finally accomplished something.

Sometimes someone texts you something that you can’t figure out a GIF response to, so you have to make your own reaction face. Then you get to use it a second time in 24 hours, and suddenly that dumb thing you did out of boredom becomes a useful tool. Look at you, you finally accomplished something.

Wore sunglasses inside a restaurant because I guess I’m a real L.A. douchewaffle now

Wore sunglasses inside a restaurant because I guess I’m a real L.A. douchewaffle now

I made a Vine in a place full of vines. Vineception?

A portrait of the artist at work. Making a Vine.

A portrait of the artist at work. Making a Vine.

Hangin’ with my girls

Hangin’ with my girls

Oopsies
(also hey look I’m at my internship)

Oopsies

(also hey look I’m at my internship)

I have had soooooooooooooooooooooo many #firstworldproblems/whitegirlproblems lately, the most recent of which being one of those “h8 everythang in my closet/wut do i wear 2 go outttt” total asshole moments

I have had soooooooooooooooooooooo many #firstworldproblems/whitegirlproblems lately, the most recent of which being one of those “h8 everythang in my closet/wut do i wear 2 go outttt” total asshole moments

I was going to post about how there is a Chipotle a block away from Rodeo Drive and that this fact is my new favorite thing about America, but then I realized that no one would care, and because I’m aware of how the internet works, here’s a picture of me instead.

I was going to post about how there is a Chipotle a block away from Rodeo Drive and that this fact is my new favorite thing about America, but then I realized that no one would care, and because I’m aware of how the internet works, here’s a picture of me instead.

Clearly this incredibly poorly done video (by the way, trigger warning: Katy Perry) was the best way to inform the internet that:

a) I am now a resident of California.

b) I have taken care of my homeless beard situation, and no longer look 35.

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