I made a Vine in a place full of vines. Vineception?
SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM
SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE
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A portrait of the artist at work. Making a Vine.
Hangin’ with my girls
Oopsies
(also hey look I’m at my internship)
I have had soooooooooooooooooooooo many #firstworldproblems/whitegirlproblems lately, the most recent of which being one of those “h8 everythang in my closet/wut do i wear 2 go outttt” total asshole moments
I was going to post about how there is a Chipotle a block away from Rodeo Drive and that this fact is my new favorite thing about America, but then I realized that no one would care, and because I’m aware of how the internet works, here’s a picture of me instead.
Clearly this incredibly poorly done video (by the way, trigger warning: Katy Perry) was the best way to inform the internet that:
a) I am now a resident of California.
b) I have taken care of my homeless beard situation, and no longer look 35.
Put this on and the collar popped all by itself. Pretty sure that means I have to wear it this way all day, right?
Saw a tween take a selfie with perfect duckface yesterday (in public, no less, so bonus points for shamelessness), so today I’m trying to get on her level (full disclosure: a little drunk) but there’s something about the art of duckfacery that I’m just not getting.
What have I accomplished so far today?
- Ran some errands.
- Reorganized the apps on my phone.
- Learned all of Slim Thug’s verse (yes, 17 whole seconds - quite a challenge, as I am very white, in both skin color and personality/rap ability) in “Check On It”.
- Considered posting a video of me lip-synching said verse. Decided against it. Maybe another day.
- Downloaded the Lisa Frank app. I know I’m super late on getting into this, but I also just started watching The X-Files, so I’m even later on that. Anyway, I made two masterpieces with the app - one of a photo from December of me hangin’ with Tupac, and one from yesterday that I already ran through Instagram so it’s twice as special (twice as stupid).
- Photo #2 is clearly an homage to this photo, except with some extra flair.
- Does the bear in the top hat remind anyone of that scene in The Shining where you see a brief glimpse of a ghost getting head from a guy wearing a bear suit? Just me? Ok.
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