SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM

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Hey, Matt! You've been really crushin' it on the blogging lately! I was just wondering, what songs does your alarm play to wake you up in the morning? asked by servedwithasideofsarcasm

Thanks dude! Bet your blog is aces, too! Awesome question, by the way.

So I’m really really not a morning person - true story: on separate occasions, I told my dad and my high school theater teacher that, in all seriousness, I would cut them because they asked too much of me before 11 AM - so I need something that really motivates me to get up in the morning. And by “something that really motivates me,” I mean really fucking annoying songs that I have to immediately get up to turn off. I have my phone plugged into my computer at night, so in the morning I have to get out of bed to turn my alarm off (an important motivating factor in waking up).

I actually do like these songs, but I don’t like them so much that having them blasted at me at 7 AM is a pleasant experience/one that I would like to go on for more than 3 seconds. The songs that my alarms are set to in the morning have varied over the years - “Single Ladies” was a popular option for a long time - but here’s what I’ve been scaring myself out of bed with lately:

  • “Birthday Cake” by Rihanna
  • “Give Me All Your Luvin’” by Madonna
  • “Pon De Floor” by Major Lazer
  • The “alarm” noise that comes standard with an iPhone

Since I know that you, dear reader, were so enthralled by this response that you must know more about my life, you can ask me another question and help me feel important on the Internet, if that’s something you’re into.

  1. letmejusttellyou said: so good
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