So I was scrolling through iTunes when I saw their recommendations for me, which included this song. Why was this gem recommended to me, you ask? Well, as iTunes informed me, it was because I had previously purchased a song from the catalogue of a songstress known as Lady, who you might remember from classics like “Yankin’.” Yes, I bought “Yankin’.” Whatev, h8rz. Deal with it.
But back to the object of beauty in the photo above. Obviously you would have to be blind, or one of those people trying to turn M.I.A.’s middle finger into a sign of the end times, to not click on such a well-titled gem with a single cover like that, and since I am not blind, and don’t really care about the whole M.I.A. middle finger mess, I clicked on it and listened to the 90-second sample.
Wow. This song is absolutely disgusting. I thought I had a pretty high tolerance for grossness, but… whoa. Calm it down, girl. Also, some the lyrics in the preview make reference not to the title body part, but to its… uh… neighbor around the corner… and I don’t really understand how those two things are related, but like I’ve said before, there’s a lot about what’s going on down there that I just don’t get at all.
Since I know you’re curious about it, I invite you to share in this experience by listening to it here. You’re welcome in advance.
