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SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM

SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE

White girl problems

24 hours later, and my face still hasn’t decided if it’s tan or burnt.

Dogsitting

The answer to all my prayers?

The answer to all my prayers?

Adulthood

Getting toothpaste in your beard.

This is a real place

This is a real place

Corbin was like a human calzone, the type of man who would walk around his house in front of his wife wearing nothing but a Hawaiian button-down shirt. I imagined the phone in his house ringing and him running to answer it in nothing but that Hawaiian shirt and a pair of tube socks with his dick swinging around like a ceiling fan, and in one hand holding a tube of Velveeta.

—Chelsea Handler, Uganda Be Kidding Me

Screen shot I took after I realized what I landed on when I hit pause during “Girls.” Stopping at this moment was an coincidence that was also probably meant to be because, yes, that face, to all of everything.

Screen shot I took after I realized what I landed on when I hit pause during “Girls.” Stopping at this moment was an coincidence that was also probably meant to be because, yes, that face, to all of everything.

No, really

A campaign to make sweatpants and button downs (the mullet of outfits, really) an acceptable look

Is this Facebook ad straight up telling me I’ll get Catfished? There’s something a little off about describing someone as *Gay* vs. just plain ol’ gay

Is this Facebook ad straight up telling me I’ll get Catfished? There’s something a little off about describing someone as *Gay* vs. just plain ol’ gay

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