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SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM

SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE

Dogsitting

The answer to all my prayers?

The answer to all my prayers?

Adulthood

Getting toothpaste in your beard.

This is a real place

This is a real place

Corbin was like a human calzone, the type of man who would walk around his house in front of his wife wearing nothing but a Hawaiian button-down shirt. I imagined the phone in his house ringing and him running to answer it in nothing but that Hawaiian shirt and a pair of tube socks with his dick swinging around like a ceiling fan, and in one hand holding a tube of Velveeta.

—Chelsea Handler, Uganda Be Kidding Me

Screen shot I took after I realized what I landed on when I hit pause during “Girls.” Stopping at this moment was an coincidence that was also probably meant to be because, yes, that face, to all of everything.

Screen shot I took after I realized what I landed on when I hit pause during “Girls.” Stopping at this moment was an coincidence that was also probably meant to be because, yes, that face, to all of everything.

No, really

A campaign to make sweatpants and button downs (the mullet of outfits, really) an acceptable look

Is this Facebook ad straight up telling me I’ll get Catfished? There’s something a little off about describing someone as *Gay* vs. just plain ol’ gay

Is this Facebook ad straight up telling me I’ll get Catfished? There’s something a little off about describing someone as *Gay* vs. just plain ol’ gay

P.s. Have a great, sexy and productive weekend!

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