Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
So there I am, watching Cougar Town (it’s so much better than its name, you guys! check it out!!!), and Laurie and Travis (two characters you’re unfamiliar with because you don’t watch Cougar Town) are trying to figure out what their couple nicknames will be and I’m pretty sure as they cycled through terms like “Babe” and “Poodle” Laurie eventually tossed out “Pug Butt” as a suggestion, and I just want any and all interested gentlemen to know that if we’re in a relaysh, I’m 100% down for you to use “Pug Butt” as a term of endearment for me. Like don’t even refer to me as Matt anymore. My contact info in your phone should say “Pug Butt,” maybe followed by the dog emoji and then the doughnut emoji? Wait, I may have taken it too far. But the point is, “Pug Butt” (and also Cougar Town, seriously, watch it) is where it’s at.