…asking for a friend
SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM
SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE
Always finding new ways to more or less set money on fire
Live It Up
The annual J. Lo/Pitbull song, which “dropped” (as the kids say) today, encourages you to “Live It Up.” I, of course, interpreted this as Jenny from the Block encouraging my friend and I to put ourselves into food comas before 5pm.
Now I’m living out the literal meaning of “On The Floor,” doing the opposite of “Feelin’ So Good,” and I’m thinking to myself that there may be a chance I did not interpret the “Live It Up” message quite right.
Better Late Than Never, I Guess
| Friend: | My dad is watching a PBS show were a dude dresses as a dead British Catholic writer and talks about sex from a turn of the century perspective. |
| Me: | I think this is his way of trying to have "The Talk" with you |
Rough life
I made a Vine in a place full of vines. Vineception?
How did I get this far in life without having seen “Pretty Wild”?
How could I have been such a fan of “The Anna Nicole Show” but felt like I was above this masterpiece?
The American Horror Story house is by far the best celeb sighting I’ve had in L.A.
A portrait of the artist at work. Making a Vine.
“I need it to be the kind of bar where I can dress straight up homeless”
Weekend planning
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