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SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM
SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE
I’m considering a career as a dog hair stylist
The lyric video for Ciara & Nicki Minaj’s “I’m Out” features some really great animations.
Everyone should work at least one Twin Peaks reference into their home decor
Adulthood
I feel like I’m becoming an adult because the other night I had a dream that my credit card balance was only half of what it actually is. Since I never remember my dreams, I was convinced that my dream was reality, and got super crazy depressed when I checked my account the next day and realized how wrong I was.
Find God in whatever way you can.
Got this in the mail today, so…
Why did God give me this talent?
Part of Beyoncé’s I Am… World Tour DVD features Bey plopping down in front of Photo Booth to record herself asking some serious questions, like, “Why did God give me this talent?”
Today I am asking myself the same question, but while Beyoncé questioned why she is so beautiful and perfect, I’m wondering why I’m so good at making fart noises by squeezing my hands together.
…asking for a friend
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